elementarystan:

Holmes: Your deductive skills are not unworthy of further development.
Watson: I think that was a compliment, buried in a double negative, so thanks..
walkersareamongus:

My favorite actors and my favorite freaks :) Love these people.

Not my pic.
5sos-little-lovato-1d:

credit to joeleneybeaney 
alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with (Source: mirchive, via flanti)

alexanderperchov:

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

(Source: mirchive, via flanti)